#WORD vomit

[aespecte]

every1… have we SEEN the new love&deepspace ✨nightly rendezvous ✨ cards?? cause GAHDAMN what is this scandalous behaviour 😧? IM HERE FOR IT 😻😻

the most unserious 18+ word vomit below about the l&ds men bc i am completely sane 🙏 if u think it doesn’t make sense it’s bc it doesn’t LMAO just my two cents about the new card trailer 💗

minors dni below the cut. pookie, just don’t.

xavier not taking it out on the plants? oh ! so you’re gonna take it out on me 😻😻 i love angry men *twirls hair* “i won’t be easily satisfied tonight” OKAYY XAVIER HOW MANY ROUNDS ARE WE GOING??? 😼😼

rafayels forceful kissing?? i have NAWT see this man so aggressive before and erm… maybe i love it… a bit too much… scratches head… ANYWAYS did u see how he hooked mcs leg on his waist?? lowkey i feel like he’s turning into a hard dom… 😻

sylus being sylus.. im sure we are IN for a ride 😻😻 quite literally, a ride. 🙏 like OKAY KING ! call me and i’ll be right there 😼 OKAY ALSO sylus interlocking our fingers?? contrary to popular belief, he is a soft dom me thinks ! sure, he’ll do a bit of teasing, but i think he would put us first in bed 😻😻

zayne stepping out of line? i love seeing polite, respectful men turn into the kinkiest of shits in bed 🥺 and the shot of zayne literally SHOVING his books off the desk to make room for us? my fantasies are gonna have a field day tonight 😻😻

i am CONVINCED that after this mc won’t be able to walk for the next week… okay maybe more like the next MONTH

i must get all the cards 👹👹

ok lol thanks for reading love ya 😻😻

[innocentsardonicpotatoes]

Relax.

One step at a time.

Take breaks.

Allow yourself to breathe.

The journey is difficult.

But not impossible.

[animerot]

Im going to go absolutely feral when this gets animated

[f0r7una]

There's a way that artists look at each other. A hunger masked as appreciation, as understanding. I've seen it in gallery openings, in writing workshops, in late-night conversations where wine loosens tongues but tightens focus. We call it inspiration. We pretend it's gentle but, art has a way of lying to you.

[luxgalador]

the ad just told me "nothing feels better than driving a new hyundai"

im sorry NOTHING? there's NOTHING that feels better than that? are you sure about that hyundai?

[vorpalfae]

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

[cat-eg]

new hbomberguy vid moodboard

[serialkilluh1996]

Gaz the typa guy to get really quiet when he hears something strange. He halts all noise, asks no questions, and simply listens, staying quiet until he hears another. And soaps the guy to ruin the whole thing by going, "Who's there?" Very loudly, insisting that they go check it out (with no weapons whatsoever, might I add).

The result? They end up in a quarrel where soap gets scolded for his unnecessary statement. "Like the killer was gonna say something back," Gaz fusses. In the end, it was only Ghost sneaking into the kitchen for a snack, trying not to disturb the two as he didn't care to speak at the time, but he couldn't deny he found it funny when they bickered.

[easternkid]

"Henry Winter would've loved the notes app" No. Henry Winter didn't and will never love anything modern. He uses a fountain pen and isn't bothered by the ink, he even reads under candle light - for christ's sake, he uses and is obsessed with Latin, which is by the way, a dead language.

[gracieblood]

found this on pinterest CHAOTIC EVIL GANG STAND UPPP

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

In A Weird Way, Princess Loolilalu’s Words Rang True

I was rewatching Candy Carrier Chaos!, when I realized that this:

Was said not even a minute before this:

So in a weird way, the gang accidentally stayed true to their word and got Gummigoo executed.

Man… that just twists the knife further.

[omensandwonders]

best friend!noah headcanons

a/n: not proofread word vomit i hit out in 15mins because FUCK i need a man like noah (if not noah) in my life

sfw:

♤ you guys probably met online through streaming or gaming, or maybe at a con who knows

♤ after a few months of friendship you moved in with noah and the boys

♤ life is chaotic but so much fun with them (i wouldnt be shocked if that house gets almost set on fire multiple times (has already happened on stream))

♤ late night gaming and deep talk sessions

♤ blasting music at full volume because why the hell would either of yall want to listen to your own thoughts HELL nah

♤ if you have long hair, he's stealing your hairties and clips. deal with it

♤ makes sure your favorite ice cream is always at the house

♤ even if you dont help him write music too often, you usually just lounge around somewhere in the background while he works, ready to give feedback when he wants it

♤ im coping ik BUT HES THE PERFECT CUDDLE BUDDY. istg look at him he is BUILT to cuddle and be cuddled-

♤ a hug from him would fix me

♤ sorry im getting off track

♤ if you havent seen star wars, hes forcing you into a marathon

♤ late night horror movie marathons

♤ within days of living with each other yall catch each other staring. regularly (i mean i would tf)

nsfw:

♤ the sexual tension rises until it finally snaps one night when the other boys are out and you both smoked a joint together

♤ long story short yall end up on his bed, clinging to each other and lazily fucking the night away, limbs tangled and hands grabbing whatever they could reach

♤ after that, his casual touches increase ten fold, gently grabbing your hips to pass by you, putting an arm around your waist or shoulder, holding your hand to pull you through crowds

♤ LOTS of jealousy sex

♤ youre not dating, but a guy flirts with you? even worse, you give him his number? the second youre home youre getting bent in half and pounded through the mattress

"gonna fuck that attitude out of you, make you remember who you belong to- even if you dont, that fuckin pussy will, gonna ruin you for anybody else-"

♤ would fuck you on every surface in both of your rooms

♤ eats you out on the couch, casually rubbing lazy circles on your clit while watching a movie, grinding into you first thing in the morning when he wakes up

♤ kinda perverted with it, grabbing a handful of your ass when nobodys looking

[animerot]

Speaking of the skating arc..

But the way ranma is not just fighting one, but TWO men over akane.. he was real busy this day. Also think it’s hilarious how ryoga as well as not getting all flustered with ranmas girl side, he is fully beating the shit out of her. Like the audience must be kerfuffled at this man giving this sweet beautiful girl (his skating partner !) the beat down

But the way he’s protecting Akanes honor AGAIN, cus ryoga thinks she’s something he can “win” from him. Right off the bat he doesn’t treat her how most of the boys in her life. He knows she’s her own person, and wants her to be treated like so.

[f0r7una]

We thought we were creators, gods of our little fires, but we were wrong. The fire owned us, and we fed it willingly, ripping pieces of ourselves to keep it alive. We didn't notice the smoke until it was choking us both.

[luxgalador]

even if you're stuck in a place where you don't feel like you can be yourself

even if you do it behind closed doors

if you can, i'd like you to try and do something that affirms you today. doesn't matter how. look at yourself and marvel at what you are, in actuality and truth, under the skin